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Dance Recital Blues
I have spent a good portion of my life at dance recitals; or I should say waiting at dance recitals. Waiting for the performance of the one person that I've come to see. This all started when my parents would put me in the car and drive me to Alma Loth’s annual dance recital in Catonsville, Maryland. Our neighbor Dale Christian was a student of the Loth studio and her brother and I would be involuntarily cast as audience members each year. I only remember that the recitals
Dec 28, 20235 min read


Our Memorable Thanksgiving Fails*
Rockwell interpretation by artist Sam Spratt Let me begin by saying that my wife is a fantastic cook. My daughters, sons-in law, and...
Nov 27, 20239 min read


Front Porch Photos
While I love summertime and its accompanying beach, baseball and boating, my favorite season has always been autumn. The anticipation of...
Sep 8, 20234 min read


Taste Has Left the Station
I recently did one of my rare Facebook posts. The subject was TV advertising, and how it has recently gotten out of control. While a bit...
Aug 27, 20235 min read


Hi-Yo Silver
A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty ‘Hi-Yo Silver’… The Lone Ranger! With his faithful Indian companion,...
Jul 15, 20237 min read


Yard Sale II (A Series)
photo courtesy of Deposit Photos A lifetime of holding yard sales has taught me a lot of lessons and this installment is a humorous...
Jun 4, 20238 min read


Yard Sale I (A Series)
Those who know me, know of my love for holding yard sales. I rarely stop at someone else’s sale. I have enough stuff, thank you. But...
May 26, 20235 min read


Crash
The saying in our family is “Reverse is not Dad’s best gear.” To that I must plead guilty. I have backed cars into brick walls, posts...
May 6, 20234 min read


May I Have This Dance?
Cotillion instructor and student, Virginia, 1950's In my hometown of Catonsville, Maryland it was called Friday Assembly. In yours, it might have been Cotillion, a more favored term in the South. But the design and purpose were the same, taking middle school aged children and teaching them proper manners, etiquette, and ball room dancing. This is not to be confused with the whole debutante thing where young ladies aged 16 or so get their “debut” or formal announcement that th
Mar 30, 20238 min read


Balloongate
Well, what idle speculation will we fill our days with now that the Chinese Balloon has been shot down? Every man, woman and child in...
Feb 8, 20233 min read


Hey, I'm Bald
I must truly thank Jerry Anderson for my years of freedom. He is a good friend from my Maryland years. He looked at my careful comb-over...
Jan 25, 20233 min read


Oh Say, Can You See?
As the World Cup has become part of our daily routine, I have been pondering the subject of national anthems. Prior to each match, the...
Dec 2, 20223 min read


Fore!!!!
Sometimes practical jokes that seem hilarious for an instant are pretty stupid in hindsight. Hayden and I were in Williamsburg this past...
Nov 11, 20223 min read


Sign Sign Everywhere a Sign
The song went, “sign, sign, everywhere a sign, blockin’ out the scenery breakin’ my mind.” Welcome to campaign season 2022. Everywhere...
Nov 4, 20224 min read


Battle of the Bulge
The David after a one month Italian vacation My mom was very skinny. My dad was not. My DNA has been in a pitched battle between these...
Oct 21, 20227 min read


Last Ride
Charles Borcherding, Sr. (highlighted) with General Eisenhower, grandchildren David and Susan Eisenhower, and Governor McKeldin....
May 12, 20221 min read


Ya Really Gotta Make Up Your Mind
Every year, this is a very difficult night for me. So many choices. So many ways to make a fool out of yourself. What to wear for...
Oct 30, 20211 min read


Happily Ever After
After 40 years of marriage, Bob finally asked Marie the question that had bothered him for years. “Darlin’, every time we have a fight,...
Oct 19, 20211 min read


Bagpipe Pooh
Back by popular demand, one of the COVID Bathroom Videos that got a lot of comment (some of it even positive). I think this might be the...
Oct 13, 20211 min read


Drowning My Sorrows
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when the door swung open and a noisy biker gang invaded the darkened room. The leader...
Oct 11, 20211 min read
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