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Trump Library : A Short History
Predictably, it seems that history is about to repeat itself. It is August 15, 2032, and the forecast is bleak. In the last 72 hours a...
7 days ago3 min read


Pomp and Appurtenance
It is Tuesday, January 27, 2026. As national television coverage of President Donald Trump’s State of the Union speech begins, we see the...
Sep 235 min read


Sleeping on Planes
God did not design man to sleep sitting up. I recently had this thought while traveling at 575 miles per hour at 35,000 feet over the...
Aug 254 min read


Sheet, man!
Even Suleiman the Magnificent gave up on folding a fitted sheet. I consider myself to be above average in intelligence and everyday...
Jul 163 min read


Skin Deep
I have reached the age where I am collecting fewer Face Book friends and more medical specialists. These are the “friends” who charge you...
Jul 22 min read


Golf is a Four-Letter Word
If you’ve played the game, you know what I mean. “A good walk spoiled”. “There must be less expensive ways to drive yourself crazy”. “Let...
Jun 147 min read


Dog Street: Memories of the College of William and Mary in Virginia
Through the mist of time. John Hayes Metzger and John Allan Constance on graduation day 1972 Many of my fondest memories of life were...
Apr 2111 min read


"Help me, I think I'm falling..."
Well, I fell down yesterday. I’d like to tell you that it was a unique experience with no duplicate in recent memory. That would be a...
Dec 6, 20244 min read


Blow Up Your TV
During the administration of President George W. Bush, Hayden famously went into self-protection mode. She stopped watching televised...
Nov 17, 20247 min read


My Fall Addiction
I am a candy corn addict. There, I said it. While I have admitted this affliction, I am neither beginning a 12-step program, nor asking...
Oct 24, 20244 min read


Wait, I asked to see a tailor
relax you copyright attorneys. I am not charging anyone to see this image, so it is not enriching me in any way, shape, or form. I wanted...
Feb 22, 20247 min read


Ouch, I've Been Gutted
The English Language is special to me. Its care and proper use is a big part of who I am. Since beginning this blog, I have been told...
Feb 14, 20246 min read


Your Roots Are Showing
Be careful what you wish for when researching your family history I feel that I have sufficient credibility to comment on the American...
Jan 12, 20248 min read


Dance Recital Blues
I have spent a good portion of my life at dance recitals; or I should say waiting at dance recitals. Waiting for the performance of the...
Dec 28, 20235 min read


Our Memorable Thanksgiving Fails*
Rockwell interpretation by artist Sam Spratt Let me begin by saying that my wife is a fantastic cook. My daughters, sons-in law, and...
Nov 27, 20239 min read


Front Porch Photos
While I love summertime and its accompanying beach, baseball and boating, my favorite season has always been autumn. The anticipation of...
Sep 8, 20234 min read


Taste Has Left the Station
I recently did one of my rare Facebook posts. The subject was TV advertising, and how it has recently gotten out of control. While a bit...
Aug 27, 20235 min read


Hi-Yo Silver
A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty ‘Hi-Yo Silver’… The Lone Ranger! With his faithful Indian companion,...
Jul 15, 20237 min read


Yard Sale II (A Series)
photo courtesy of Deposit Photos A lifetime of holding yard sales has taught me a lot of lessons and this installment is a humorous...
Jun 4, 20238 min read


Yard Sale I (A Series)
Those who know me, know of my love for holding yard sales. I rarely stop at someone else’s sale. I have enough stuff, thank you. But...
May 26, 20235 min read
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